HYMNS FOR ALL THINGS
The Dentist's Hymn.................... Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn................. There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn...................... The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn...................... Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn...................... There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn................. Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn.................... Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn............... I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn..................... Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn............... Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn.............. ... Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn..................... I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn.... He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn....................... The Great Physician
AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
45mph....................God Will Take Care of You
55mph....................Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
65mph....................Nearer My God To Thee
75mph....................Nearer Still Nearer
85mph....................This World Is Not My Home
95mph....................Lord, I'm Coming Home
Over 100mph.........Precious Memories
Friday, September 30, 2005
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3 comments:
What's a hymn?
Funny...very funny.
:-)
Hymn: noun, meaning a dirge of questionable relevance, or a song sung at one time to the melody of a bar song, or the primary method of worship for the Christian Reformed. See: Church History, Hymnody, Psalter, 1950s
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